send me “if i was dating you” descriptions

dazegetbrighter:

tosail-beyondthesun:

seriously do this

if i get one of these i will die

(Source: emaciatinq, via taylmaor)

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

(via blorge-george)

mossyelf:

phiife:

this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.

Goodnight

(Source: algoll, via desirousdreamer)

bite-me-assbutt:

angemicwings:

my-dp-is-misleading:

danneelackels:

#double bitch face #hahha #ho fudging ho

and then god said let there be sass and hence sam winchester was created

bitchesters

Bitching People

Judging Things

The Family Business

(Source: out-in-the-open, via assbut-says-what)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via thesmallintestine)

Well, she’s not wrong.

(Source: serfborts, via thesmallintestine)

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.


I would too if he came into my house and incessantly poked me with stuff

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

I would too if he came into my house and incessantly poked me with stuff

(via thesmallintestine)

iconsmagcon:

THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.

Meanwhile her face is no longer made up of her own face and she pretends to be someone else for a living.

But she’s nailed that script!

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness, via kush-a-bit)

awmailk:

Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably

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(Source: alienfucks, via juniorxz)

the-epic-banana:

asian-allie:

bluemaiden:

aaron-ouji:

Name one good thing a white people did.

Made Tumblr so you can bitch about how horrible a race of people are despite the fact that they can’t help being white anymore than a black or hispanic can.

Chillll

Well… They’re not wrong.

Shots fucking fired.